You might be a sailing bum if.............

• any of your birthday gifts came from Crewsaver...
 
• your halyards are brand new, but your belt has two splices...
 
• your underwear has a Dinghy Cruising Assoc. logo..
 
• you study the sail results more than your tax return…
 
• you have a beer can crusher mounted on your mast...
 
• you use a marlin spike to break sunburn blisters...
 
• you have at least one broken boat part in your car at all times...
 
• your holiday plans center around open meetings and regattas...
 
• more of your clothes are in the lost property bucket than in your wardrobe….
 
• you think of Duck Tape as a long term investment...
 
• you've been involved in a fight over whether canned beer is better chilled or at room temperature…
 
• you wear your Sailing Clubs sweat shirt to weddings/funerals…
 
• people are afraid to touch your wet suit…
 
• you can name all the guess beers in the club bar but you have no idea of who is in running the country…