Sailing Bum

any of your wedding gifts came from Crewsaver...
your halyards are brand new, but your belt has two splices...
your underwear has a Dinghy Cruising Assoc. logo..
you study the sail results more than your tax return…
you have a beer can crusher mounted on your mast...
you use a marlin spike to break sunburn blisters...
you have at least one broken boat part in your car at all times...
your holiday plans center around open meetings and regattas...
more of your clothes are in the lost property bucket than in your wardrobe….
you think of Duck Tape as a long term investment...
you've been involved in a fight over whether canned beer is better chilled or at room temperature…
you wear your Sailing Clubs sweat shirt to weddings/funerals…
people are afraid to touch your wet suit…
you can name all the guess beers in the club bar but you have no idea of who is in running the country…