Day 11 - Portree / Broadford / Armadale/ Ferry to Mallaig

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It only ever rains twice a year on Skye - October to May and June to September

In the morning, we cooked breakfast on a nearby drystane dyke. Luckily, the weather was 'nearly' dry, but the weather forecast was not good. Heading south, our first stop was at Sconser, which is where the ferry goes the short distance to Raasay, now more famous for Calum’s Road. This is a highly recommended book about an islander building his own road on the island.

Race the Mail Van.

We branched off the main road shortly after this and onto the old single-track road which skirted around a 'small' mountain. The road was a pleasure to ride on. The only traffic was the Royal Mail van which was constantly passed us as it dropped mail with talkative crofters waiting at their front gates with eager anticipation.

Just before coming to the main road, the clouds had thickened from dark grey to midnight black and the rain was baling out all down the road, another six hour downpour in the 20 feet per year annual rainfall of Skye. Most of the scenery had vanished. I did 45 miles with my head down as the rain came in torrents. The road from Portree to Armadale was newly built, wide, straight, and with fast rain-spraying traffic.

Why did the Slug Cross the Road?

These cars whizzed along in carefree abandon, eating up the miles in seconds. It was the opposite of us, We both found it a struggle. My helmet was pinging with the spasmodic tattoo of heavy rain; in minutes rivers of water were running down my back. The scenery pulled down the shutters, and before long my blinking, slitted gaze had dropped to the wet road in front of me. Nothing to see but big black slugs crossing the road. Slug tennis anyone? Many hundred were deliberatley squashed with a Schwalbe Marathon front tyre!

This was a long horrible day and we were both glad to eventually turn into the ferry terminal. Several washed-out bus tours, and cars full of abandoned campers were all there for the ferry to Mallaig. The ferry was packed for the short journey and, as everyone was wet, the humidity in the lounge was the same as outside, just a little bit warmer.

Mallaig - the end of the line!

Mallaig bubbles with arguing gulls, and there is that wonderful smell of seaweed and diesel. I’ve always enjoyed Mallaig; it has that atmosphere of a frontier town. It does the hard industry and tourist mixture ten times better than Oban or Fort William does. Not enough B &Bs though: after trying several, we ended up at the Mallaig Hotel, and it turned out to be ideal for our needs. A shop directly opposite enabled the purchase of several bottles of beer some excellent fish and chips and we sat back for a well earned rest and watched the telly. This made up for the pretty shitty day we had just experienced.


Who owns the Cuillins?

In 2000, John Macleod of Macleod, the 29th chief of Clan MacLeod, found himself public enemy No1 when he announced that he planned to sell the Black Cuillin mountains, part of his estate on the Isle of Skye.

MacLeod needed to raise money to restore Dunvegan Castle, his 800-year-old family home sitting precariously at the very top of Skye. The Cuillins, which cover some 35 square miles had public access for many years. Many of its public visitors thought they already 'owned' it.

The asking price was £10 million which, after capital gains tax, would leave him with the £6 million necessary to replace the leaking copper roof that had been fitted 40 years earlier. He also had plans to build an 80-bedroom hotel on the estate. When he said that he would not proceed with a sale if the government would agree to fund the necessary repairs to his castle, he was accused of blackmailing the nation. The fact was that the castle, said to be Britain's oldest continuously inhabited stronghold, was in mortal danger.

Organisations such as Historic Scotland had offered money, but nothing like enough. After MacLeod declared his intention to sell, the National Trust for Scotland investigated buying the Cuillins for the nation, but an agreement could not be reached. MacLeod took the Cullins off the market. In 2003 when there was a suggestion that public bodies and conservation agencies would put up £10 million for the repairs. MacLeod would hand over ownership of the castle to a trust, with his family continuing to live in a part of it; the mountains would be in public, or in charitable, hands.

This plan too came to nothing. Then, in January 2006, a consortium put forward a £30 million project, to be partly funded by the National Lottery, which would restore the castle and create a £4 million visitor centre; the Cuillins would be run as a kind of 'wilderness park'; and MacLeod would give up ownership of both the castle and the mountains, though retaining a right of residence. The bid for lottery funding was, however, turned down last April.

Currently, the John Muir Trust looks after the area but they would be hard pushed to produce title deeds


The Portree Kid - The Corries

A man came ridin' oot the west one wild and stormy day
He was quiet, lean, and hungry - his eyes were smokey grey
He was lean across the hurdies, but his shooders they were big
The terror o' the heilan glens - that was the Portree Kid

Hee-durum-ho Hee-durum-hey The tuechter, that come, frae Skye

His sidekick was an orra man, an oh but he was mean
He was called The Midnight Ploughboy, an he come frae Aberdeen
He had twentyseven notches on his chrommach so they say
And he killed a million indians - way up in Stornoway

Portree booted in the door, he sauntered tae the bar
He poured a shot o' Crabby's, he shouted 'Slainte Mhor'
While Midnight was bein chatted up, by a bar room girl called Pam
Who said well howdy stranger, would ye buy us a Babycham

Now over in the corner sat three men frae Auchtertool
They were playing games for money, in a Snakes and Ladders school
The fourth man was a Southerner, who'd come up from McMerry
He'd been a river Gambler, on the Ballachulish ferry

Hee-durum-ho Hee-durum-hey The teuchter, that come, fae Skye

Portree walked tae the table, and he shouted shake me in
He shougled on the egg cup, he gave the dice a spin
He threw seven sixes in a row, and the game was nearly done
But then he landed on a snake, and finished on square one

The game was nearly over, and Portree was dain fine
He'd landed on a ladder, he was up tae fortynine
he only had but one tae go, and the other man was beat
But the gambler couped the board oer, and shouted you're a cheat

Men dived behind the rubber plants, tae try and save their skins
Tha accordianist stopped playin, his sidekick dropped the spoons
He said I think it's funny, ye've been up that ladder twice
an ye ayways dunt the table, when I go tae throw me dice

Hee-durum-ho Hee-durum-hey The teuchter, that come, frae Skye

The gambler drew his sgian-dhub, as fast as lightning speed
Portree grabbed a screwtop, he cracked him oer the heid
Then he gave him laldy wi' a salmon aff the wall
And he finished off the business, wi his lucky grouse foot's claw

Portree walked up tae the bar, and says I'll hae a half
And dae ye like the way I stuck it tae that wee McMerry nyaff
But the Southerner crept up behind, his features wracked wi pain
And he gobbed him wi an ashtray, made oot a curlin stane

The fight went ragin on all night, till openin time next day
Break for soup an stovies, off a coronation tray
It was gettin kinda obvious that neither man would win
when came the shout that stopped it aw, 'there's a bus trip comin' in'

Hee-durum-ho Hee-durum-hey The teuchter, that come, fae Skye

They sing this song in Gallasheils, and up by Peterheid
Way down oer the border, across the Rio Tweed
About what became of Portree, Midnight and the Gamblin man
They opened up a gift shop, sellin' fresh air in a can

Hee-durum-ho Hee-durum-hey The teuchter, that come, fae Skye

The Lone Rider

Breakfast in the rain -it was not to stop all day!

Not much call for street art in Mallaig but this is one is meaningless. The fisherman is pointing inland, on the ground is a whaling harpoon and a ship's anchor. Is he pointing to an Ice Cream stall or is it more sinister?